The diet

I normally start my morning posts off with a summary of the silliest searches that have resulted in people visiting my web sites. Considering the various subjects of my sites, that means that a search has got to be particularly out of whack to draw attention. So far, Saturday's web surfers seemed to be relatively sane; (that is, relative to me) possibly becuase all the insane ones were probably either hung over from a Friday night binge drinking session, or had landed themselves in nick.

To come back to the subejct of this Sunday morning post, the eagle eyed of you will have noticed that it has gone 1:30pm. Well, you see that is because I have a minor body mass index problem (yeh, I'm getting fat) and I re-discovered an old diet that I used to use a few years ago.

Forget, "West Beach;" bin the probiotics and give the, "Atkins," the bums rush. The ultimate diet of all time has got to be, "The Sims." Yes, folks, the humble computer game can succeed where all the high sciences have failed. Trust me. You come home from work on a Friday night, sit down in front of your computer and before you know it, it's Sunday afternoon and you haven't taken on board a single callorie. In fact, you can't even remember going to the loo, but you must have done, because your chair is nice and dry.

Drug dealers all over the U.K. are now starting to ditch crack, smoke, bash or whatever you call it, and are starting to push computer games. The Police laboratories have been researching this phenomena for years, but as of yet no results are available; rumours state that those brave enough to enter the investigation rooms are never seen or heard from again; they merely become another percentage rise on their forces electricity bill. Until the results of this important investigation are known, however, the dealers are free to push as many computer games as they like.

More powerful variants of this deadly strain, such as, "World of Warcraft," and, "Need for Speed," (subtitled: the non-powdered variety) are raking in millions for the manufacturers. People are becoming so adicted to these games that thefts of personal computers are on the rise. The thieves aren't flogging them to sell, however, they're using them to play the games. One victim of such theft was recently reported as saying, "Well, I'm not very happy about it, but at least its probably being well used."

Even though the Police investigation team haven't reported, the government have nevertheless been forced to take action in a wide range of information campaigns. This is how to tell that you've been playing too much Sims.